BLGLS

BLGLS is a superset of the English language. This is the standard method of communication between Endians. Its has no grammar whatsoever, the English grammar is used merely as a convention rather than a standard. It has been developed in such a way that westerners are unable to decode the meaning without expertise in it, thus suitable for secure communication.

Word Building
This is the most vital step to communicate in BLGLS. Words are taken from English mostly, and also from Indian languages. The words go through the process of phonetic distortion. Phonemes are distorted, '0's are replaced with 'O's.

For example, "user" becomes "uzer" or "00zer" or "00jar" (later ones are more advanced to the former).

Compound Words
Word compounding is a tendency of BLGLS. Unlike English hypens are not allowed, words must be juxtaposed. The merging can happen after translation to BLGLS or before it.

For example, "i have" becomes ihav or "oyihab" or "0yih00v".

Word Compaction
To encode even further and save entropy, words are shortened while roughly preserving the pronunciation. This technique is used in conjunction to Compound Words technique.

For example, "i must boil you" becomes "0 nd t0 bl j" or "0ndtblj0" (if using Compund Words).

Metamorphosis
BLGLS is a highly transformative, distortive and unstable language. This language can be also used as a medium of metamorphosis of English words, such that small distortions throughout the process accumulatively result in a significant change. For example — “Teacher” → “Tichor” → “Bitchore” → “Bitchwhore”. The direction of transformation is biased up on the transformer, thus the transformation is implementation dependent and non-deterministic in most cases.

Appendices

 * 1) To express nouns for semantics one shall use CamelCaseNaming scheme. For example, "Oniden deprecation policy" becomes "OnidenDeprecationPolicy" or "OniDeprecationPolicy" (words can be truncated in the process). This is not mandatory but it is used for a cool vibe.